In a world overrun by douche canoes, we find ourselves in despair.
Their arrogance and rudeness, a constant surprise,
as they sail on their egos, with no care for the tide,
leaving a wake of destruction in their wake, as they glide.
We dream of a vaccine, to rid us of these pests,
a cure for their douchery, a way to be free,
from the annoyance and anger, they constantly bring to thee.
But alas, such a cure does not yet exist,
so we are left to deal with their persistent mist.
But let us not lose hope, for there is still a way,
to counter their toxicity and brighten our day.
We can be the antidote, to their negative ways,
by spreading kindness and love in all our days.
Let us not focus on the douche canoes we see,
but instead let us strive to be the best version of thee.
For in doing so, we set an example for all,
and together, we can rise above their toxic call.
So let us band together and fight against their tide,
for a world free from douche canoes, is one worth fighting for.
Let us be the ones to navigate the seas with grace,
and leave a wake of positivity in our place.