Verse 1:
There’s a virus spreading round
Making people act like clowns
They’re everywhere you go
Douche canoes, oh don’t you know
Chorus:
We need a vaccine, we need a cure
For all these douche canoes, they’re such a lure
They’re causing chaos, they’re causing pain
We need to stop them before they drive us insane
Verse 2:
They’re on the streets and on the train
Driving people insane
They’re on their phones and in their cars
Acting like they’re the stars
Chorus:
We need a vaccine, we need a cure
For all these douche canoes, they’re such a lure
They’re causing chaos, they’re causing pain
We need to stop them before they drive us insane
Bridge:
So let’s unite and make a stand
Against these douche canoes and their bad command
We’ll find a way to stop this plight
And make the world a better place, that’s right
Outro:
So raise your voice and make it loud
We don’t need these douche canoes around
We’ll find a cure, we’ll find a way
To make the world a better place today.