Verse 1:
My feline friend, so furry and sweet,
Had a problem with her little seat,
She scooted and scratched, and made a fuss,
Until the vet said, “It’s time to express.”
Chorus:
Oh, my cat, my little queen,
Getting her anal glands expressed, if you know what I mean,
It’s not the most pleasant thing to do,
But it keeps her healthy, and that’s the truth.
Verse 2:
I brought her to the vet, feeling so bad,
But she looked at me like, “I’m not that sad,”
She got up on the table, so brave and strong,
And the vet got to work, with a smile and a song.
Chorus:
Oh, my cat, my little queen,
Getting her anal glands expressed, if you know what I mean,
It’s not the most pleasant thing to do,
But it keeps her healthy, and that’s the truth.
Verse 3:
After it was done, she felt so relieved,
No more scooting, no more being aggrieved,
She hopped off the table, with a flick of her tail,
And we went home, without any fail.
Chorus:
Oh, my cat, my little queen,
Getting her anal glands expressed, if you know what I mean,
It’s not the most pleasant thing to do,
But it keeps her healthy, and that’s the truth.
Outro:
So if your cat’s bum is causing a scene,
Just take her to the vet, and don’t be mean,
She’ll thank you in her own little way,
And she’ll be happy and healthy, day after day.