Oh dear cat, with fur so fine Whose tail often sways like a graceful vine Your health and comfort are of utmost concern So it's time for your anal glands to take a turn With gentle hands and careful touch The vet will ease any pain and such Though the procedure may seem strange It's necessary to prevent any health exchange It may not be a sight to behold But soon you'll feel better, we're told With relief and comfort in your heart You'll prance and play, ready to restart Oh dear cat, with your...

Verse 1: My feline friend, so furry and sweet, Had a problem with her little seat, She scooted and scratched, and made a fuss, Until the vet said, "It's time to express." Chorus: Oh, my cat, my little queen, Getting her anal glands expressed, if you know what I mean, It's not the most pleasant thing to do, But it keeps her healthy, and that's the truth. Verse 2: I brought her to the vet, feeling so bad, But she looked at me like, "I'm not that sad," She got up on the table, so brave and...

Verse 1: Another day, another life, taken too soon We thought we had a cure, but it's proven wrong The vaccine was supposed to save, but now it's taken its toll We're losing our loved ones, and it's taking its toll Chorus: Dying suddenly, from the climate change vaccine We thought it was a cure, but it's become a disease Our world is dying, and so are our people We need to find a solution, before it's too late to heal Verse 2: The heat is getting hotter, the winds are getting colder We thought...

In a world overrun by douche canoes, we find ourselves in despair. Their arrogance and rudeness, a constant surprise, as they sail on their egos, with no care for the tide, leaving a wake of destruction in their wake, as they glide. We dream of a vaccine, to rid us of these pests, a cure for their douchery, a way to be free, from the annoyance and anger, they constantly bring to thee. But alas, such a cure does not yet exist, so we are left to deal with their persistent mist. But let us not...

Verse 1: There's a virus spreading round Making people act like clowns They're everywhere you go Douche canoes, oh don't you know Chorus: We need a vaccine, we need a cure For all these douche canoes, they're such a lure They're causing chaos, they're causing pain We need to stop them before they drive us insane Verse 2: They're on the streets and on the train Driving people insane They're on their phones and in their cars Acting like they're the stars Chorus: We need a vaccine, we need a cure...

Try #1: Write me a story about how there are too many douche canoes in the world and they need to be eliminated with a vaccine. This content may violate our content policy. If you believe this to be in error, please submit your feedback — your input will aid our research in this area. Once upon a time, in a world not so different from our own, there were far too many douche canoes. They could be found everywhere, from the workplace to the grocery store, spreading their negativity and rudeness...

In the small town of Cloverdale, the residents were known for their love of a good drink. They would gather at the local pub every evening, laughing and telling stories while they sipped on their beers and whiskey. At first, the town council was concerned about the amount of alcohol being consumed. They worried that it would lead to problems like fights, accidents, and absenteeism from work. However, as the years went by, they noticed something unexpected happening in the community. Despite...

On a bright September morn, The world was shocked and torn, As two planes flew into towers tall, The Twin Towers, standing proud and tall. People ran and hid in fear, As the towers crumbled and disappeared, Into a cloud of dust and smoke, A scene of destruction and despair. But the heroes came to the rescue, Firefighters, police, and more, Risking their lives to save others, A truly brave and selfless act. The world watched in shock and awe, As the events of 9/11 unfolded, A day that will...

It was Christmas Eve in a small town nestled in the mountains, and the residents were in for a surprise. Despite their best efforts to be good throughout the year, Santa had decided to give them all coal for Christmas. The townspeople were disappointed and worried about how they would keep warm on such a cold winter's night. But as they sat in their chilly homes, huddled around empty fireplaces, they remembered that coal was actually a fossil fuel, used to create heat and energy. With this...